Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Johnny Hatchett makes up for lost time, part II

Editor's Note: Johnny Hatchett has been playing "Name that Stink" most of today - trying to figure out why his apartment smells like oil. So, in the place of a proper blog, here's an update on a few old ones.

(1) Somewhere, some baseball purist thinks that Albert Pujols is still an asshole.

Yup, Albert Pujols occasionally says things that make him seem like a sore-loser. &, yup, the sports mediasses spend considerably more time yapping about a few stray, spontaneous sentences than ... well, yapping about the following:

Pujols is off to the Dominican Republic on a humanitarian mission & he's staying clear of the celebration that the White House is throwing for the 2006 World Series Champions. Now, Pujols' snubbing of the President is not intentional, but I'm for it nonetheless.

(2) Johnny Hatchett is three weeks behind the times.

Yup, those Nash goggles are real. I hadn't read this article comparing Nash and Brees before writing my entry, but now I offer it as evidence of our loopy, cultural infatuation with these two men.

(3) Marijuana makes the world go round.

Thanks to an anonymous tip, we can now all enjoy the two hilarious abovetheinfluence.com print ads.

Spend some time at the site & witness the zaniness that your tax money pays for!

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Johnny Hatchett

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